Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.