Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)