Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.