What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Nuclear Reactor Jokes More Nuclear Reactor Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them