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They both fiddle with a rod

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Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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A car in first-crash condition.

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I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

His desk is level

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

put a steering wheel in front of them

Scares their dogs.

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

She blows me and I owe her one.

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