What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod