What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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They push two twins together to make a king.

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Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod