What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod