What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."