What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre