Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."