Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.