What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What do you call a Mexican Goat?

Amigoat

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What are an idiot's last words?

Hey, watch this.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.