What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes