Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

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Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.