Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
None. It's a hardware problem.