What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.