What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.