Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Bern Jokes More Bern Jokes

What do you call him?

A sick Bern.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.