Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%