What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.