What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!