Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A dim light.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
because their future is so bright
Becuase atomic bombs are bright.
