What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free