What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free