What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.