How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.