How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators