What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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Santa's little Elvis.

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas