Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.