Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.