What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully