What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!