How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.