What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church