What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church