What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.