What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.