What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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Use the fork, Luke.

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Peaking duck!

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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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OC You make a reservation

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He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum