What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum