What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.