What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.