Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!