Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.