Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!