Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye