Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.