What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"