What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.