Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.