Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

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What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.