What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.