What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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It saves so much time.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.