What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.