What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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Oily!

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Pull the pin and throw it back

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Parents

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time