What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.