What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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He burned his wiener

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Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Time

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it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.