What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.