What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Wail Jokes More Wail Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.