What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.