What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.