How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Each of their last big hits was the wall.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise