How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise