How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.