What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What building has the most stories?

A library.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

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Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.