C4 Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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A Citroen C4

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.