How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.