Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.