Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Steal a chicken

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They couldn't fined him.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.