Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

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What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.