Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.