What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.