How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.