How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food