What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.