What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas