What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.