What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Why did the blind lady fall into a well?

Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*