What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.