What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.