Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.