Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."