Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.