Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.