Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.