Elementary School Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.